I personally do not like facial hair, so when I read that a character has any of these types, it's a turn off and the character to me is like a blob. I tell my husband he better never grow hair on his face. When he asked me why, I told him that every time I have to watch a bearded man talk, it makes me feel like I'm standing in front of a giant vagina with teeth (literally). I'm sorry, but it's true.
Just like when I see a head of dreadlocks, I automatically shudder because they remind me of tarantula legs.
Being a beardo... I wrote a main character with a beard.
I think Diane's comment has me flabbergasted!
And just saying... the soul patch is an abomination. Every time I saw that wanker Apolo Ohno in a winter Olympics, I wanted to reach through the screen and tear that scrap of hair off his lower lip in the most painful way possible.
LOL I love this beard graphic so much every time I see it, it makes my day a little happier =D
ReplyDeleteYay! My favorite is the Werewolf, categorized under "Dangerous."
DeleteI personally do not like facial hair, so when I read that a character has any of these types, it's a turn off and the character to me is like a blob. I tell my husband he better never grow hair on his face. When he asked me why, I told him that every time I have to watch a bearded man talk, it makes me feel like I'm standing in front of a giant vagina with teeth (literally). I'm sorry, but it's true.
ReplyDeleteJust like when I see a head of dreadlocks, I automatically shudder because they remind me of tarantula legs.
Okay, "giant vagina with teeth," that's the most amazing thing I've read in a while...
DeleteBeing a beardo... I wrote a main character with a beard.
ReplyDeleteI think Diane's comment has me flabbergasted!
And just saying... the soul patch is an abomination. Every time I saw that wanker Apolo Ohno in a winter Olympics, I wanted to reach through the screen and tear that scrap of hair off his lower lip in the most painful way possible.
Diane's comment had my husband flabbergasted also. :) I didn't post his response thought... And I agree, Ohno's facial hair = yuck.
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DeleteHave you ever watched Community? There's a guy on there called Starburns, his sideburns actually look like stars, it's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNo Way! I haven't seen that. I don't watch much TV anymore... but maybe I'll have to look up one of those episodes, that sounds really funny :)
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