Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Straight from the bottle...


someecards.com - I never see the glass as half empty because I always drink straight from the bottle.

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  1. Sounds suspiciously like my idiot ex brother in law....

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    1. Drinking straight from the bottle means other assholes can't steal your drink. You can just nurse it instead of screaming:
      "HEY! Get your eyes off my Bundy* . . ."

      *Bundaburg Rum: Best rum in the world, only available in Australia.

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    2. Rum is my fave! Guess I need to go to Australia...

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