Friday, February 8, 2013

How should I plan for childcare during the Zombie Apocalypse?

Welcome to another Zombie Friday!


First, the countdown: TWD 2 days! Hell Yes!


 Question of the week:

How should I plan for childcare during the Zombie Apocalypse?


Answer:

You Don't!!





If When the Zombie Apocalypse hits you don't let those wee-babies out of your sight!

I'm serious!



 

You don't leave them with Grandma, 

or with this stranger who doesn't give a crap,

or tell them to stay in the house. 

(Dear God don't ever leave them in the house alone)



Why?

Because kids don't listen and bad shit always happens.

(I can say this with confidence, I have a 6yr old.)


 


You know those annoying backpacks with leashes that people use in the mall, 

and we all laugh, 
and point, 
and say things like: 
"I'd never put my kid in one of those."

(yeah, right there, those)

Buy one!

Put it in your Apocalypse-emergency kit
and fill it with ammo.






Why?

You ask.

What's the point?

You ask.

Case in point right there.










 



Because 
there is no phone-a-friend option, when your kid goes missing and there are Zombies roaming about.















2 comments:

  1. My parents put one of my brothers onto a leash. He tended to talk to strangers when he wandered off.

    Strangers looked horrified.

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