Looking for Inspiration?
Looking to get away and let your hair blow in the wind?
Looking for a place to relax and swim and get eaten by sharks?
Want to feel the rush of salty air between your balls?
My suggestion: Australia!
Some interesting facts to aid your decision:
1. Australia = Liquor!
Apparently the first European settlers in Australia drank more alcohol per person than any other community in the history of mankind.
*Sign me up for that shit. My liver loves the ETOH!
In 1954 Bob Hawke made it into the Guinness Record Book: he sculled 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds. Bob Hawke went on to become the Prime Minister of Australia.
2. Australia is home to the Echidna.
Don't know what an Echidna is, watch the informative video below.
Even if you do know, watch it, it's friggin' awesome:
3. Police force = Convicts behaving goodly
Australia's first police force was a band of 12 of the most well behaved Convicts.
4. Australia is home to some talented bloggers/writers: