Yes, I know, you're like:
"WTF, I waited all week last week for Zombie Friday and nothing was posted!"
I was busy.
Making my Zombie Survival Kit!
I bought knives and axes and water and canned food and nails and boards and a backpack and...
Well, let's get on with it.
Theme of the week:
Chuck F-ing Norris
The Zombie Apocalypse
(No, I'm not giving up on Daryl)
But seriously, I'm thinking Chuck will be one of the best additions to anyone's Zombie Apocalypse team!
Some excellent reasons why you should consider Chucky-boy for your team:
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
- Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
- Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
- Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
And the number one reason for choosing Chuck
(yeah, right there)
- The only man with balls large enough to wear a sleeveless-Canadian Tuxedo.