Now that you've had a few weeks to consider your Zombie killing partner,
it's time to move on,
it's time to find your Survival Team Leader!
And now you're thinking to yourself:
"Aw, Shit-sticks, I never realized the dynamics of planning to survive the Zombie Apocalypse! It's so in-depth, there's so many choices!"
That's OK
There's still time.
So, who will you choose?
Rick?
Daryl?
"Aw, Shit-sticks, I never realized the dynamics of planning to survive the Zombie Apocalypse! It's so in-depth, there's so many choices!"
That's OK
There's still time.
So, who will you choose?
Rick?
Shane?
(let's say before he went cray-cray, season 1) Daryl?
Truth be told, don't follow me, I'm definitely not the leader type.
Call my name if you're partner is choking on a zombie-apocalypse-squirrel-meatball,
I'm trained in the Heimlich.
Call me if your partner needs CPR,
or a wound to bandaged...
I'm more of the sarcastic loner type, definitely not leader material.
And I'm pretty sure the last time I actually performed the task of running was back in 2002.
So if those zombies can travel faster than a rascal scooter
I'm done for :(
Don't worry we can put a little extra HP in to your Rascal...lol
ReplyDeleteDid you buy me one? I didn't think I was ready for it now, lol
DeleteHaving had never seen the show, I'll have to go with Rick. Daryl looks crazy too.
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