The troubles of a small town

Small towns are great places to live. 

The sense of Community is strong

Neighbors help neighbors

everyone knows everyone

but small towns breed one thing...

 

Trouble!

Don't believe me, take a glance below:

Yes my friends, that is what we woke up to today.

An 8 ft Christmas tree, deposited on our front porch!

I'd like to say we laughed about it, but we didn't, because this monstrosity was pushed flush with the door so we couldn't get out. 

It's bad enough all my wonderful snow melted and

we had to take the back door and walk through the mud. 

So, Thank You small town douches.

I hope this new year brings you what you truly deserve, 

antibiotic-resistant syphilis

or an opossum-cat with rabies.